Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

John Bluthal

Manny Cohen

Joe Lynch

Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly

Yootha Joyce

Mrs. Finch

Wendy King

Rita

Ann Beach

Bridie

Eddie Byrne

Father Ignatious

Bernard Stone

Nathan

David Nettheim

Rabbi

Ivor Dean

Bishop Rourke

Bill Maynard

Larkin

David Kelly

Murphy

Jerold Wells

Tramp

Paddy Joyce

Riley

Vicki Woolf

Maria

Hilary Farr

Gina

Steve Plytas

Swiss Guard

William F. Sully

Italian Policeman

Peter Denyer

Lad

Lindsay Marsh

Hostess

Jill Goldston

Passerby (uncredited)